I know what you're thinking. "Oh come on The_Hero! We have a million prediction posts! Why do we need another? Why should we even care? Also how are you so good looking?!" Well first off you should care because I've devised the most accurate way humanly possible to predict the outcome of every single DSFL game! And to answer your other questions well stop asking and just read. Every week I will be posting my game predictions with what I calculate to be 99.999999% accuracy! I don't want to give away too many secrets but I'll give you the laymen terms. Every week I will be flipping a coin! The home team always gets tails (Cause tails never fail aka home field advantage.) The results will be best 3 out of 5! Then depending on the results from that I will be rolling dice to determine the score (Or I'll make up a number just depends on how lazy I feel that week.) Now with this super accurate prediction method I predict that to predict a prediction will be predicted at a prediction rate of predictonion. Got it? Good let's start!
Week 1 game 1
Remember home team is always tails. The advanced prediction machine has completed its very first results and the winner is...... Kansas City!!!
Coming in 3-2 Kansas it was a tight game with Kansas taking the lead however TJL quickly makes a come back before Kansas City finishes it!
Next up game 2
And the winner is..... The Seawolves!! An easy victory for the Seawolves at 4-1
Final score: 24-9
And the winner is........... The Blues!!!
In the tightest game yet the Blues and the Marshals tie it all up with the Blues just barely squeaking by a win with 3-2
Final score: 28-24
And there you have it folks the most accurate predictions for week one! There is absolutely no one else out there that will be able to give you more accurate predictions than me. Everyone else wants to try and use "stats" or "strategy" but we all know the most accurate of predictions come from the toss of a coin. I promise you that if you follow my predictions you will get every pick correct right or my name isn't Ryan Reynolds! Keep an eye out for week 2 predictions where I'll once again accurately predict the next set of games with a near 100% efficiency! Till next time folks.
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